Yeah, so this is me carrying one of two drunk brides across some gravel to protect her feet so they could gatecrash someone elses fireworks display. It seemed like the decent thing to do at the time. You can’t just walk around casually picking up lesbians though. This trust was earned throughout the day by working my sizeable socks off, and talking all kinds of nonsense with all of their nearest and dearest. 

This Client Haulage Service extends to grooms if required (maximum payload 100kgs).

Let’s get down to brass tacks with a quickfire round of Q&A:

  1. How tall are you? - "6'8 if we're rounding up slightly"

  2. Where is your name from? - "It's olde English. My parents were trying to make up for being named Pat & John"

  3. That's cool right? - "Yeah. You should hear what I named my youngest boy...."

  4. So I guess being tall helps you as a photographer right? - "I've never been short so I couldn't say for sure, but it’s a great conversation starter at weddings at the very least"

  5. So these kids of yours in the photo above then? - “Taylor & Roscoe. Absolute legends, but they hate taking out my bins”

  6. You mentioned cars I think…..? - “4 of them at present. All German, and usually 2 are broken at any one time”

  7. Do you play basketball? - "Yes. Yes I do. I played for GB Over 45’s in 2022 as it happens…..oh you’ve gone……"

So there you go. I also have a wonderful fiancee called Sian who has bravely agreed to become my wife in June 2025, so I am currently planning my own wedding, so know exactly how you all feel!

One of the dark arts of top wedding photography is being present and confident when you need to (confetti, group shots, sparklers etc), and discreet, invisible and quiet when required (prep moments, ceremony, speeches etc). It requires emotional intelligence, and is an often overlooked skill. I pride myself in displaying this above all else.

I’m constantly seeking improvement in my game, and draw inspiration from some of the world’s best photographers, and also train and mentor Wedding Photographers getting into the business. I have invested in the very best high end Canon equipment that can get me amazing shots from the very worst lighting conditions. I have contracts drawn up by solicitors, insurance to cover me for the very best venues, and I work with some outstanding SECOND PHOTOGRAPHERS who reflect my brand, demeanor and shooting style in their work.

I work hard for these guys

I work hard for these gap-toothed wonders